Zombie Walk by Eli Maroney

Eli Maroney
Dover Zombie Walk ends with Streets Speckled in the Tears of Youth
Arthur Collins, of 20 Glenwood Ave, Dover, NH, had a mixture of red-die and corn syrup dried, mid-drip on his face. The red crust was in his hair and seeped down his neck. It was splattered on his torn, white t-shirt, in the fashion of Jackson Pollock. Collins is a big man. His left elbow, the size of a Gatorade cap, and right knee had been made-up by his girlfriend, Janice, to look like severe contusions.  A thin sheet of sticky plastic on his left cheek, specially designed for the occasion with raw muscles and teeth painted on, created the very convincing illusion of facial decay.  
His red contact lenses were the first thing to catch the viewer off-guard. The second was his large wooden walking stick. At about 5’3’’, it was almost as big as him. He held it in the upper quartile. At its top was a plaster model of a mangled human head. Its foam tongue hung from the side of its mouth. 
Collins was, without a doubt, the most terrifying member of the Dover Zombie Walk, last Saturday. The walk was held in downtown Dover, immediately after trick-or-treating. This meant that Collins had quite the crowd gathered for his display of pretend gore and mutilation. More than a few of them were small children. Having gathered their day’s bounty and regaled in the joys of a youthful holiday, many of these children cried upon seeing Collins.
“I felt pretty bad when they would start balling,” said Collins. “But, it is Halloween.” Collins wasn’t the only member of the walk to induce tears from the younger members of the audience. Mike Merrigan, another participant, told Fosters that he too had conjured up the emotions of a few youngsters. All and all, it goes without saying that Dover’s eighth annual zombie walk was a huge success.
The walk lasted for about 30 minutes and involved 40, zombie-clad participants. As the group shuffled its way down Central Avenue, spectators yelled and hollered. Zombies moaned and laughed in excitement. When the walk had concluded, participants were invited to a Jell-O brain eating contest at Adelle's Coffeehouse. The day ended in as many smiles as it did the tears of frightened children.  
David Baily, a Dover resident and proud father of an 8 year old who did not cry upon witnessing Collins’ horrible form, agreed with the walk’s success. “My son and I loved it.” He said. Baily’s son, Marcus, spent the event on his father’s shoulders, shouting and pointing, “Cool!….Look at that one!” He said he liked Colllins’ costume the best.
Karen Rivera, a local mother, said, “I thought some of the contestants went a little far with their costumes, but it was all in good fun….I don’t think anybody will complain.” Most parents of crying children declined to speak, or rather, appeared too preoccupied to question. One father, Mark Holcomb, who had stepped away from his crying children and soothing wife for a cigarette, had this to say: “I think it’ll do them good. It certainly can’t do any harm. We told her [daughter] to eat some candy and she was right back to smiles.”
Mike Merrigan, the organizer of the event, was very pleased with the results. “I thought it went very well,” he said. “The walk has become something of a Halloween tradition in Dover, and we hope it continues that way.” When asked if he was concerned about the amount of children left in tears after the walk, Merrigan responded, “Look, there’s always ‘gonna be a few cry-ers, but most kids like it as much as the adults do.”
Merrigan was right. For every child who ran into their parents’ arms for comfort, a Marcus Baily was pointing and laughing. A few children even asked Collins if they could touch his mangled cheek. Collins graciously obliged, much to the Childrens’ mutual amusement and disgust.
Collins, who was really a tender-hearted fellow, didn’t leave his house, that morning, with the intention of forcing the area’s parents to spend their time and energy soothing their terrified offspring.  For him, it was all about a love of zombies dating back to the turn of the millennium. “When I was 14, I watched the original Dawn of The Dead at my friend Pat McGee’s house,” he said. “It was my first R-rated movie. I was in love.”
From that moment on, Collins was a zombie fanatic. He’s seen more B-horror films about the living dead then he cares to admit. He does, however, have a few favorites. Besides Dawn of the Dead, he highly recommends Braindead, also known as Dead Alive, an early Peter Jackson film. Of course, he loves Sam Rami’s original Evil Dead trilogy (“When the blood comes shooting out of the wall, oh my god!”).
Collins spends his days as an insurance salesman at Linwood & Griffin, also in Dover. He treasured the opportunity, last Saturday, to shed his suit and tie and re-connect with his former, horror-fan-boy, self. “I thought to myself, ‘this is totally something 17-year-old me would do. So I did it, and it felt great.’”
For Meringan, passionate zombie-walkers like Collins are a pleasant tangent to what he considers the main attraction of the event. “It brings the town together to do something ridiculous and outlandish….It’s really just about having fun.”
Though the town of Dover declined any input, it can be assumed that despite this year’s especially high rate of sobbing youngsters, the walk will go on as scheduled for its ninth consecutive year. “They’re just kids,” said Holcomb as he finished his cigarette, “they’re reacting to what they don’t understand. And it’ll get them ready if, you know, the dead eventually do walk the Earth.”

Unless that day comes before next Halloween, the town of Dover eagerly awaits next year’s walk of the dead.

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